Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Two Ducks and a Man Who Just Swallowed A Bug Walk Into A Bar...

Two ducks and a man who just swallowed a bug walk into a bar. The first duck hops up on the bar, slowly spins around three times, drops a big load of duck poop, quacks, hops off the bar and walks out. The second duck watches the first duck walk out, then it too gets up on the bar, spins around, poops, quacks and walks out. The man who just swallowed a bug looks at the bartender and says, "What kind of joint you running here, bud? This place smells like shit!"

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep - think this just might qualify

...spent a recent 90 minute flight seated in front of 2 college students who played not 1, not 2, but 3 full games of war -- for money....

1:57 PM  

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