A Boatload of Mootchies

A Google search for the term "man hootchie" returned zero relevant hits. Why is that? Just drop by either Gold's Gym location in the City and you can see a boatload of mootchies.

"Mootchie wood," by the way, is the product of Erythrina indica, commonly known as the Indian Coral Tree. Erythrinae are

[a] complex group, displaying reticulate evolution. Most [are] bird-pollinated, with interesting adaptions of the nectar nutrients to the needs of the bird species.... Extrafloral nectaries may attract guard-ant species.

You can see a boatload of extrafloral nectaries at Gold's too. Just watch out for the guard ants.