Ain't the Internet great? A couple weeks back I make some sort of half-assed link to Tottyland. His link tracking service pick it up. Tottyland then makes an equally half-assed link to me -- and BOOM! -- my hits go through the roof.1
But spare a moment and think of the poor suckers who actually clicked through to this site. Who knows what they were expecting: perhaps a paradise of strapping young lads flicking towels at each other or cavorting on the beach. And instead what do they get? Pictures of elephants taking a dump. Meat on the grill. Two-tone dish soap.
Dish soap? Nigga please. I take it all back. The Internet sucks.
1. Well, "through the roof" in an "unimaginably-minute-not-even-a-rounding-error fraction of total Web traffic" sort of way.
But spare a moment and think of the poor suckers who actually clicked through to this site. Who knows what they were expecting: perhaps a paradise of strapping young lads flicking towels at each other or cavorting on the beach. And instead what do they get? Pictures of elephants taking a dump. Meat on the grill. Two-tone dish soap.
Dish soap? Nigga please. I take it all back. The Internet sucks.
1. Well, "through the roof" in an "unimaginably-minute-not-even-a-rounding-error fraction of total Web traffic" sort of way.
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An elephant on the loo appeals to the Homer in us all.
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