OK, bitches. I've had it up to here with you. Stop pulling out in front of me at the last minute. You're not all brain surgeons late for an operation. I am not some dawdling octogenarian whom you'll be stuck behind forever. I'm a typical speeding Bay Area driver, JUST LIKE YOU. You'll get to your booty call in plenty of time, even if you do show some common courtesy and turn AFTER the oncoming traffic has passed. You remember courtesy, don't you? It's that thing your mama never taught you. So step off.