Ma Vie En Tableau

Really, I don't know if there really is a better exemplar of my life than this picture. We have in this photograph, inter alia:
1. Cheap pinot (2003 Pepperwood Grove) in a Lil' Bratz tumbler. Both the tumbler and the wine are technically Mark's, although I bought the tumbler and am drinking his wine.
2. November 18, 2005 issue of Entertainment Weekly. Mark's
3. December 2005/January 2006 issue of National Geographic Adventure. Mine
4. Green stretching band (great for working rear delts). Mine
5. The Gripper! Mine
6. Various crap catalogs (Carol Wright Gifts, etc). Mine, regrettably. But when one is engaged in an escalating war of crap gifts with friends, what is one to do? Besides, where else can one find Urine Be Gone?
7. Smelly candle (probably Aveda) Mark's
8. Hand-me-down plant (named by previous owner custodian "Curly") Mine
9. Coffee table bought for $5 at yard sale Mark's. I could buy something fancier to replace it, but that would involve spending money, now wouldn't it?

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On the Hi-Fi: Crazy Penis, "Lady T"