Not Dead Yet!
R.I.P. Fishy
2004-2006
After a lengthy illness,1 Fishy went to her reward at the great fishtank in the sky.2 She is survived by her grieving tankmate, Wanda.3
On the bright side, Fishy was replaced by Skipper, who, you know, can swim right side up and stuff.
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1. I.e., chronic constipation
2. I.e., the San Francisco wastewater treatment plant
3. Who probably isn't bright enough to realize that Fishy is gone
2004-2006
After a lengthy illness,1 Fishy went to her reward at the great fishtank in the sky.2 She is survived by her grieving tankmate, Wanda.3
On the bright side, Fishy was replaced by Skipper, who, you know, can swim right side up and stuff.
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1. I.e., chronic constipation
2. I.e., the San Francisco wastewater treatment plant
3. Who probably isn't bright enough to realize that Fishy is gone
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