Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Von Dutch trucker hat, I shall fear no evil

Give it up for 2006, ladies and gentlemen! A new year is here, a new day has dawned. Changes are afoot, and many voyages await us.

2006 shall be the year of many things:

2006 is the Year of Fuck It
2006 is the Year of the Facial
2006 is the Year of the Mani Pedi
2006 is the Year of Getting Crazy Laid
2006 is the Year of Getting Crazy Paid

Um, wait. Sorry, that was 2005, wasn't it?

Good thing 2006 is the new 2005.