Hey, bitches. It's me again.
Remember a couple of days ago when we had a little talk about courtesy? Seems like that lesson didn't stick. Now I realize that I live at the end of a series of de facto one-lane streets. And I also realize that the average driver has little experience driving on such streets. However, when I do the courteous thing (remember that word, kids!) and pull over to let you through, do not continue to yap distractedly on your cell phone as you drive down the street. Muster the energy to raise your four fingers off the steering wheel and wave them a bit. It's something I like to call "thanking someone." You should try it sometime.