Sunday, January 22, 2006

The Muddy Ride

Another day, another Tamarancho death march. After one trip to the emergency room and four out of the original gang of seven bailing out early, Kim and Paul and I emerged from the muddy reaches of the Boy Scout camp over four hours after we entered. It was the kind of day where five minutes into the ride one guy slipped on a root, fell over and slid/fell six feet down into a creek.
No broken bones...this time. By the end we were all worn out, not because we had been hammering the whole way ('cause we hadn't) but because we had been out too damn long.
Even the tasty burgers and the homemade ginger ale at the Iron Springs brewpub weren't enough to revive us. At least we got to see the end of the Steelers game.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

You Know It's Time When...

When the Gentleman Friend tells you that your arms are "tiny" but that "no one's perfect," you know it's time to (1) laugh it off and then suckerpunch him when he least expects it, and (2) get a little more serious about doing forearm exercises.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Playing With Pandora

After some strong recommendations from both John and a co-worker, I decided to check out Pandora, a new streaming music service. Pandora allows you to create music channels by specifying any combination of artists and songs. Pandora then searches its archives for songs that are structurally or sonically similar to the original music.

For example, I created a Goldfrapp channel. Pandora first played a Goldfrapp song that it thought was typical of Goldfrapp's style ("Lovely Head"), then it played Bjork's "All Is Full Of Love." Pandora said it played "All Is Full Of Love" because it contains "new age influences, a vocal-centric aesthetic, major key tonality, synthetic sonority and a dynamic female vocalist."

And then Pandora played Celine Dion.

Now you do have the ability to guide Pandora by adding songs to an "I Like" and an "I Don't Like" list. Pandora will adjust its playlist by playing more songs that are similar to the songs you like and fewer songs that are similar to the songs that you don't like. Unfortunately, I'm not sure that's entirely helpful.

What is Pandora to make of the fact that I disliked Celine's "The Power of Love"? Did I dislike it because it contained "mild rhythmic syncopation, major key tonality [and] romantic lyrics?" No. I disliked the song because it sucks.

And what am I to make of the consequences of disliking "The Power of Love"? Is it a good thing or a bad thing for me to hear fewer songs that contain "mild rhythmic syncopation, major key tonality [and] romantic lyrics?" Since I have no way of knowing what set of songs I have just disfavored, I really couldn't tell you. There may be a rich collection of songs that have those properties. I simply may have been unfortunate in having Pandora present me with a poor example of that type of song.

Madonna is a good example of the consequences of deciding not to exercise editorial control over the music collection. Pandora has played two Madonna songs so far on the Goldfrapp channel: "Love Profusion" from American Life and "I Love New York" from Confessions On A Dance Floor. Unlike Celine Dion, it's easy to think of fans of both artists. My roommate, Mark, is one. However, I think even Mark would agree that "Love Profusion" and "I Love New York" are not the highlights of Madonna's career. If anything, they are two of the weakest songs from two of her weakest records. That said, even though I'm not Madonna's biggest fan (that's Mark's job), I still agree that (some) Madonna belongs on the Goldfrapp channel.

Maybe I'm being too critical of Pandora. It's not a personalized music service, it's a music discovery service. Part of Pandora's strength is that it refuses to classify music by genre or recording date, which allows it to play songs by Quantic and Johnnny "Guitar" Watson on the same channel.

Pandora works best when you give it free reign to skip through a broad range of music and only occasionally nudge it in one direction or another. Pandora's music library is wide but not very deep. It claims to have over 300,000 songs from 10,000 artists, which is a healthy average of thirty songs per artist. However, I've listened to Pandora enough to suspect that it has a comprehensive collection of very few artists. Many artists appear to be represented primarily (Bjork) or completely (Gino Vanelli) by greatest hits albums. In addition, Pandora does not have a classical music collection, and its world music collection is weak.

I think that whatever frustration I have with Pandora is due to my inability to tell Pandora why I like or dislike a song. For example, on my Quantic channel the songs can be either rootsy electronica (Gotan Project, Mark Farina) or old skool funk, soul or r&b (Ann Peebles, L.T.D.). Pandora was playing a good set of electronica until it played The Crystal Method, which I dislike. I told Pandora that I didn't like "Born Too Slow," and now it's playing Earth, Wind and Fire. Now, I'm just as happy listening to 70s funk as I am to the Gotan Project, but I wish there was I way I could tell Pandora that I simply dislike a particular song rather than an entire style of music. That is, keep the electronica but ditch The Crystal Method.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

I just read Scott's latest post about Mikey, a supposedly adorable liftie who lives in Enumclaw, which reminded me of my trips through Enumclaw. I've never been to Crystal, where Mikey works, but I have been mountain biking in Greenwater. I don't have much to say about mountain biking in Greenwater other than to say that it fuckin' rocks. If you look through my archives, though, you should find a picture of one of the trips.

I also don't have much to say about Enumclaw other than that it seems like a nice enough place, green and bucolic in a way that's immediately interesting to a kid who grew up in Arizona. It's that godawful Muckleshoot Indian Reservation that bugs me.

In Arizona the Indian reservations are (1) very large and (2) instantly identifiable. Neither is true about the Muckleshoot reservation. As you drive up from Auburn, you pass through a large stand of suburban ranchettes and fresh-faced kids selling cherries, then WHAMMO! it's broken-down trailers and a shitload of fireworks. I've got nothing against fireworks (that's why God made Wisconsin, doncha know?), but the reservation does make for a disheartening spectacle.

The other thing I remember about my trips through Enumclaw was the anti-abortion protest outside one of the mega-churches there. None of the pictures I took of the protest came out, but just imagine dozens of Class A motorhomes bedecked with 20-foot-high posters of aborted fetuses. You just knew that had Fred Phelps had not been busy heckling AIDS victims, he would have been busting his move in Enumclaw.

And another thing, where in the hell does Mikey get his gear? Wait, I take that back. Must be those Muckleshoots again. Where fireworks lurk, Deca can't be far behind.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Not Dead Yet!

R.I.P. Fishy
2004-2006



After a lengthy illness,1 Fishy went to her reward at the great fishtank in the sky.2 She is survived by her grieving tankmate, Wanda.3

On the bright side, Fishy was replaced by Skipper, who, you know, can swim right side up and stuff.


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1. I.e., chronic constipation
2. I.e., the San Francisco wastewater treatment plant
3. Who probably isn't bright enough to realize that Fishy is gone

Thursday, January 12, 2006

There's something to be said for the notion that all of the young guys have left San Francisco. If they're still here, they sure weren't at Gold's Gym Brannan last night.
It's an older crowd, guys in their 30's and 40's mostly, good-looking in a butch or faux butch or just poz and a little juiced way. As I paused to look out across the crowded room, I noticed that most of them could stand to lose a little weight.

I think it was then that I realized that Gold's Gym Brannan, and probably nearly every other gym on the planet, is not likely to produce a ripped clientele. Except for the seriously roided dudes (and some seriously mannish dudettes), most people in that gym carried ten or twenty (or more) extra pounds of fat.

I suspect this generally is due to two reasons:

1. A belief that muscle growth can occur only in a period of a calorie surplus
2. A fear that cardio leads to muscle loss

A third reason may be at play as well: it is far easier to throw a few weights around than it is to go for a 6 mile run. Not that there aren't a lot of fat runners (or swimmers or bikers) out there.

The Hitlist (Week of January 8, 2006)

Rickie Lee Jones - The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys (Stereogum)

Billy Joel - I Don't Want to be Alone Anymore (Jefitoblog)

Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings - All Over Again (Soul Sides)

Recloose - Mana's Bounce (Silence Is a Rhythm Two)

Ms John Soda - Number One (Fluxblog)

Kanye West - Heard 'Em Say (Soul Sides)

Betty Lavette - Down to Zero (Silence Is a Rhythm Two)

Amerie - One Thing (Siik Remix) (siik.org via Soul Sides)

The Clean Prophets - Tambourine Crown (Music For Robots)

Anthony Hamilton - Sista Big Bones (Jefitoblog)

Dionne Warwicke - You're Gonna Need Me (la case de l'affreux thom, earlier on Soul Sides)

Nick Lowe - Time I Took a Holiday (Jefitoblog)

Kate Bush - Pi (Silence Is a Rhythm Two)

Some of this stuff is still up. Most is not. But you really should be checking out these blogs anyway.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Surely I can't be the first to be the first to note the similarities of HIV and diabetes as public health crises. Both are (largely in the case of diabetes and wholly in the case of HIV) preventable diseases that affect minority populations in this country disproportionately (blacks and latinos for diabetes, gay men for HIV). Behavior modifications to reduce the likelihood of contracting each disease are straightforward, yet efforts to induce these modifications have been stymied. The end stages of each disease can be horrific, and the incidence of disease among at-risk communities can be shockingly high, yet the perception in these communities is either that the chance of acquiring the disease is too low or that the consequences of that acquisition is also too low to alter risky behavior.

Thanks to AatomBomb, Andrew Sullivan and the Old Gray Lady (the other one, not Sully).

What's Goin' On

Sorry I haven't had much news to report lately. Just the usual: messing around, getting high and swimming. Oh God, the swimming.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

I'm Still Here!


January 5, 2006


November 13, 2005


November 2, 2005

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Von Dutch trucker hat, I shall fear no evil

Give it up for 2006, ladies and gentlemen! A new year is here, a new day has dawned. Changes are afoot, and many voyages await us.

2006 shall be the year of many things:

2006 is the Year of Fuck It
2006 is the Year of the Facial
2006 is the Year of the Mani Pedi
2006 is the Year of Getting Crazy Laid
2006 is the Year of Getting Crazy Paid

Um, wait. Sorry, that was 2005, wasn't it?

Good thing 2006 is the new 2005.